Well, supposedly it’s all over this Friday. The end of the world is nigh! No, we’re not talking about the end of the world that was supposed to come on May 21, 2011. Nor are we talking about the end of the world that was supposed to come on October 21, 2011. We’re not even talking about the one that was supposed to happen in September of 1994. This is the Mayan Apocalypse. The one that everyone decided is going to happen because the Mayans ran out of room on their calendar, and the last date they were able to put on it was December 21, 2012. It’s the equivalent of the Y2K bug of the 5th century.

If you believe that tomorrow is going to be the end of the world, and you haven’t made plans yet, you, dear reader, are the textbook definition of a procrastinator. In fact, if we have dictionaries after the apocalypse, your picture will be next to the word. (We’ll get your picture from you after it’s over.) That being said, if you still have time, there are some great options to ride it out. Here are two of our favorites. Check out the link to the New York Daily News at the bottom the full photo gallery slide show, and click the photos below for a larger view.

Atlas Survival Shelters

These bomb shelters are made from 10 foot diameter galvanized corrugated pipe. They come in 25 foot long and 50 foot long models. They’ve been featured on National Geographic’s Doomsday Preppers, and they even have a survival camp for customers to learn how to survive an apocalypse. That would have been good information to know, if you had prepared ahead. Since you didn’t, and you waited until the last minute, you’ll just have to wing it.

Luxury Survival Condos

If you have between $1.5 and 3 million sitting around, why not spend it on making your life a little more comfortable for the next few years? What else are you gonna spend it on? A Maserati? If the apocalypse does come, you won’t have anywhere to drive it! Built deep in the heart of one of two nuclear missile silos in the heartland of America with spacious floor plans, jacuzzi bath tubs, big screen LED TVs in every room, and lethal and non-lethal defenses, you won’t even notice that the world is crumbling all around you while you sleep, relax and live in the lap of luxury. When you’re not enjoying your generous personal living space, you can join the community at the movie theater, game arcade, and lounge. And if you’re starting to feel a bit of cabin fever, you can relax in the indoor pool and spa, stretch your muscles in the exercise facility and on rock climbing wall, or try out your green thumb in hydroponic food farm. Luxury Survival Condo will even take care of your transportation to the condo in the event of an emergency! So, the question isn’t why would you buy a Luxury Survival Condo, but why wouldn’t you?

What are your plans for the Mayan Apocalypse? Tell us, how are you preparing to survive the oncoming onerous onslaught, or how you are planning on celebrating the ceaseless stupidity? Leave a comment down below.

via New York Daily News