Every parent in the United States should teach their kid at some point in their childhood how to use 911 (In other countries it’s 999, 000, 110, 112, and others) to make sure that their son or daughter knows how to call for help in the case of an emergency.  However, sometimes a parent needs to make sure their children knows the difference between what is an emergency worth calling the cops about, and what’s just going to embarrass them when the cops show up.